Sunday, February 27, 2005

America

Man, I've been reading about all the people who hate the U.S. and their idiotic reasons for doing so. Some morons even wish the US "never existed". So, I thought I'd post some more things about America.
  1. Invented and implemented the first workable, modern representative form of government.
  2. Figured out and eradicated malaria.
  3. Built the Panama Canal.
  4. Invented Penicillin.
  5. Invented airplanes.
  6. Invented computers.
  7. Invented radios.
  8. Invented TV.
  9. Invented Telegraph.
  10. Invented the automobile.
  11. Invented mass production.
  12. Built the Internet.
  13. Helped end (with British) widepread practice of slavery.
  14. Vote for women.
  15. Voluntary military service.
  16. Invented modern X ray machines and MRIs.
  17. Ibuprofren, Viagra, Lipitor.
  18. Open heart surgery.
  19. Organ and blood donation.
  20. Organ replacement surgery.
  21. Helped win WWI and WWII.
  22. Marshall Plan.
  23. Won the Cold War.
  24. Modern fertilizers, pesticides and farming techniques.
  25. Genetically-modified seed and foodstuffs.
  26. Coca-Cola.
  27. Football, baseball & basketball.
  28. Peanut butter.
  29. Air conditioning.
  30. Nuclear power.
Well, that's just what I got off the top of my head in about ten minutes. I personally don't want to imagine a world in which the US never existed. Add your own.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Felons R US

This should be the Democrats' new tagline - Felons R Us. After all, Hillary and Kerry are putting forward a "count every vote" bill that would automatically restore voting rights to all felons. It would also make it so easy to vote that you'd only need an IQ in the teens or higher to vote Democrat. The Democrats may be losing elections, but they still know who their core consitituency are - criminals and stupid people.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Our Wounded Warriors

Okay, I'm back. NRO has some excellent articles on our soldiers and Iraq, specifically our wounded. These soldiers are incredibly inspiring. I just have to quote the end of an interview,

"NRO: If there was only one thing Americans could know about the enemy, what would you like it to be?

Captain Rozelle: They are cowards that hide behind women and children. We will destroy them."

Dang straight.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

All The Things Bush Got Right

  1. Tax Cuts
  2. Afghanistan
  3. No peace until Arafat goes
  4. Iraq
  5. Withdrawing from ABM treaty
  6. Strong, Preemptive foreign policy
  7. Patriot Act
  8. Condoleeza Rice for NSA and Secretary of State
  9. John Ashcroft for Justice (no more attacks after 9/11)

It mus really suck to be a Democrat and be wrong all the time.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Terrorists in Iraq reach new low

From Iraq the Model comes word the terrorists are now kidnapping and using mentally-handicapped kids as homicide bombers. Omar writes, "I strongly believe that terrorists are cowards but the cowardice you’re going to see in this story is just exceptional. The suicide attack that was performed on an election center in one of Baghdad's districts (Baghdad Al-Jadeedah) last Sunday was performed using a kidnapped "Down Syndrome" patient. Eye witnesses said (and I'm quoting one of my colleagues; a dentist who lives there) "the poor victim was so scared when ordered to walk to the searching point and began to walk back to the terrorists. In response the criminals pressed the button and blew up the poor victim almost half way between their position and the voting center's entrance".

The Big Dog believes there are not enough agonies in Hell to truly give these terrorists what they deserve.

Okay, Okay - the State of the Union

Little Dog has reminded me that I have yet to post on President Bush's State of the Union speech. Geez, it was just yesterday. Anyway, they call me the Big Dog (Caninus Maximus), but I think after this speech we all know who is the Biggest Dog of All - President George Bush that's who. He's like a Great Dane/Rottweiler mix or something that got put through one of those bad "scientific" accidents in "Honey, I (insert phrase) the Kids" movies, but he didn't shrink - he grew to gigantic size! W put the growl out to numerous losers, as well as encouraging the faithful and those in the middle through his vision and confidence.

And then, the embarassing Democrat response. You ever seen one of those commercials or old cartoons where a little yippie dog has a smooth, human voice-over and its supposed to be funny? That was Harry Reid but it wasn't funny, except in a pathetic sort of way. I think even Little Dog could kick his butt.

Then there's Nancy Pelosi. Wow. From a distance you think, hey, she's kind of nice looking. Then you get up close (like in TV interviews) and you realize its like those French Poodles who are shaved in places and it is just too much skin that you really don't want to see. It is a freak of nature kind of experience, it just ain't right. A human's face should move more, especially below the eyebrows.

Regardless, I doubt either of these two Democrats strikes any, and I mean any, fear into the hearts of the terrorists. But I bet the terrorists have nightmares about Bush.

Lawyer Joke

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: How many can you afford?

Argh! The UN...sigh...again.

Quite frankly, I hate writing about the UN because they just stink in every way possible. But, these stories are important for those people who still believe the UN is made "of sugar and spice and everything nice". We now have allegations that Saddam paid an assassin in oil-for-food vouchers! The link is here.